Short break announcement

Dear Friends,
Today our fundraising team takes the day – off.

• Please, do not send us your credit card details or pin codes.
• Do not transfer money to our bank account in Cayman Isles.
• Don not try to smuggle in cash to our office.
• We are particularly worried that you can order our Business Farting report (read the post below). Please, think twice and do it tomorrow, you will get 5 % discount
• Besides, we were forced to recall all money making machines which were on the way to you. We will send them to you as soon as the necessary replacements are made due to the fluctuation in international currency markets.

WE STRONGLY ADVICE NOT TO SUPPORT ANYBODY ELSE DURING THIS BREAK. ALL OTHER REQUESTS FOR FUNDING ARE FALSE. WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN SPEND YOUR MONEY PROPERLY, IN ACCORDANCE WITH OUR TRUE VALUES AND INTERESTS.