Thursday, August 03, 2006

Dedicated to serve you

Our team is dedicated to fight consumerism ruining quality of human interaction and natural environment. Why shall you spend your money on goods, entertainment or services when you can allocate it to initiatives which seek to restore the lost balance between our inner self and the world?
Look at the list of things we request funding for or offer for a modest price (read posts in this blog for further information) and pick up stuff you like:

1. Friend Purchase Competition
2. Boost your Self-Importance (Society for the Relief of Dwarfs membership)
3. ANTIUFO front and Aliens Detection Foundation
4. Report Stupid, Mad or Sad? Aliens Unraveled
5. Cash Disposal Service
6. Business Farting Report
7. Gravesite body allocation pay-per-night service
8. Book your own Money Making Machine
9. Win Gratitude and Respect Online Lottery
10. Unclassify (free of charge secrets adoption service)

We are sure that you will readily commit yorself to funding at least some of our ideas or activities. This will let you feel a generous person unafraid to involve with risky, but extremely promising things.
If you do not have money borrow now, because you will never regret.

We will be happy to reply any of your queries. Write to totallysurest@yahoo.com (Strong language accepted)

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