Secret sharing made simple

Reach out for our secret sharing network. We expose your secrets on your behalf to individuals, institutions and communities of your choice. Just tell us what you would like to share with and we will report the others about your secrets charging you the minimum market price. See our pricelist:
* Your sexual life (adultery, impotence, perversities, rejections, virginity, indecent behaviour, sick fantasies) 1600 – 2200 USD per secret sharing, 20 % discount if more than two secrets of different nature shared (e.g. adultery plus impotence).
* Your financial situation (regular income and expenditure statistics, confidential bank account details and credit card pin codes, loan problems and mismanagement of personal finances) 1500 – 2100 USD per secret sharing. No discounts. Credit cards accepted and used for income redistribution purposes.
* Your home & family (childhood traumas, day-to-day partner lies, unwanted kin communication) 3500- 5000 USD per secret sharing. Free of charge text-book based email therapy offered as bonus when you order more than two secret sharings.
* Your work & career (workplace sins, incompetence, laziness, stupid boss problem, petty office theft) 1300 – 2800 USD per secret sharing. 50% discount for each secret sharing with family members.
* Your friends (gossips, your true thoughts about your friend, secrets that can damage your friend’s reputation). Only genuinely discrediting information accepted. We promise that it will take no longer than 24 hours for our verification team to assess your claims before they are given a green light for the delivery to recipients. Price per secret 2400 USD – 4300 USD.

No need to speak up. Let us do the dirty job. Just give contact details of those who shall know and wait for their reaction.

You can also order secret keeping service which allows you to keep your secrets with us. We charge 20 % less for each secret sharing if you choose this option. We will keep the secret for one year and then drop it for universal use. You can cancel dropping or order extension of keeping for the extra charge of 50% of the first payment.

We also offer anonymous secret reception service. Professionally trained anonymous secret recipients will be delivered your secrets for the additional payment of 500 USD for one secret sharing per recipient per year. Pay only 250 USD for each additional year or cancel the service for just 300 USD.

You can publish your secrets on this webpage for 250 USD per sentence (no more than 35 words in one sentence). We reserve the right to edit and reject inappropriate contents.

You can choose the way secrets are delivered. We can mail, phone or meet recipients personally (you will be charged for our telecommunications, travel and lodging expenses in advance).

You will have to pay an extra charge of 100 USD per person for group secret sharing when more than 5 persons are exposed to your secret.

You can save your money by ordering standard secrets from our thumbnail Grand Catalogue of Standard Secrets. Just buy our catalogue for 1800 USD. Sample secrets:

Your sexual life: “Your husband [Name] has a mistress [name, surname, date of birth, marital status, phone number and address of the mistress]” Secret delivered to wife by phone only for 150 USD.
Your work & career “Your emploee [name] spends most of his/her time surfing the internet at work, sometimes he/she picks his/her nose and watches closely at what he/she has found” delivered to your boss in person only for 700 USD excluding travel and lodging expenses.

You can order all our services by writing to totallysurest@yahoo.com
Do not be shy, enjoy sharing yourself with others.